The Walking Dead Scale of Shame
…where one is absolutely shameless and ten is crying myself to sleep at night and checking in to make sure my mom still loves me.
10 – Not being all that sad about Beth (Yeah, I said it. I'm not proud (see: Scale of Shame), but it's what I feel.)
9 – Giggling every time they call for Jesus
8 – Refusing to believe that Morgan’s son is anyone but Walt from LOST
7– Missing the Governor
6 – Sometimes forgetting who Dale and Andrea were
5 – Being completely unsatisfied until I get Glen’s full backstory
4 – Not hating Carl any more
3 – Questioning why they haven’t gotten farther down the road
2 – Wanting Carol’s new love interest to get eaten so that Caryl can truly shine*
1 – Secretly hoping Maggie has a mini-stroke that causes her to lose her “Southern” accent
What are your ticks on the scale? Are there other shows that set the benchmarks?
*Side note: RICHONNE IS REAL
